- Pretend to be a cripple at WalMart in a wheel chair then randomly jump up and run out.
- Go to Mcdonalds and order a happy meal with extra happy.
- Order a ice cream cone at Mcdonalds grab the ice cream only and floor it.
- Dress up as Slenderman and stalk people at Walmart.
- Put neon post it notes on your boss’s car but insist it wasn’t you.
- Repeat number 5 every other day.
- Walk up to girls with non see through sunglasses on look at thier chest and say “They will never know!” then run away.
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